Meat The Better Beast
This isn’t just any roast. It’s the plant-based superstar of your holiday table, stuffed with savory goodness and guaranteed to make your guests do a double-take. Hearty, flavorful, and fully plant-powered, The Better Beast feeds 4–6 people—vegans, omnivores, and everyone in between. Heat it, slice it, and watch it disappear.
What it is
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The plant-based showstopper your holiday table deserves
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Feeds 4–6 hungry humans
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Stuffed with savory goodness: onions, carrots, celery, and a little festive magic
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Made with hearty seitan, no weird fillers—just pure, delicious stuff
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Heat it, slice it, devour it—holiday hero status unlocked
Why it’s great
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Tastes like a holiday miracle, without the meat guilt
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100% plant-based, 100% brag-worthy
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Perfectly roasted exterior + gooey, flavorful stuffing = crowd-pleaser every time
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Limited edition, because greatness can’t be mass-produced
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Makes you look like a holiday hero: just heat, slice, serve, bask in applause
The Better Beast is a limited-edition holiday hero, and once it’s gone, it’s gone. Order now to secure your plant-powered centerpiece, impress your guests, and make this holiday feast one to remember. Heat, slice, serve—and enjoy every bite.
Beast orders are guaranteed to arrive at least one week before Christmas.
Order before December 5th to secure your Beast!
Supplies are limited and we expect to sell out.
Ingredients: Chickpeas, Wheat gluten, Water, Onion, Sourdough bread (unbleached wheat flour, water, light rye flour, whole grain rye flour, salt, cultured wheat flour, yeast, wheat gluten, ground wheat, lactic acid, malted barley flour, enzymes, ascorbic acid, rice flour), Onions, Red Onions, Yams, Carrots, Celery, Sunflower oil, Dried cranberries (cranberries, sugar, sunflower oil), Spices, Apple cider vinegar, Chicory root powder, Nutritional yeast, Natural flavour, Salt.
